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come on down to automotive world
got a gorilla on the ceiling and a workin’ tilt-a-whirl
bring the kids and have some lunch
we got free hot dogs and free punch
don’t worry about your credit becuase our boss has gone insane
slashing all the prices moving stock out of the rain
let us put you into the one that suits you best
we know all of the secrets you keep close to the vest
like we know you drive a hummer ’cause you want a bigger dick
we know you drive a porsche because you like being a prick
maybe you drive a chevy cause that’s all you can afford
maybe daddy’s buying and you’re looking for two doors
you may drive a beetle with dash flowers on display
we’ll tell you that’s hip and not extremely gay
don’t think of it as just rubber and steel
we’re selling hopes and dreams on magic wheels
at automotive word the sale ends soon
there’s no money down, but the payments balloon
we’ll keep you unhappy just being alive
and we’ll tell you it matters what you drive
think of us as a family
with some paperwork and a monthly fee
you’ll drive off the lot in a brand new car
that tells everyone who you are
at automotive word the sale ends soon
there’s no money down, but the payments balloon
we’ll keep you unhappy just being alive
and we’ll tell you it matters what you drive
May 1st, 2006
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acting embarrassed, you entered the room
but every guy noticed like you wanted him to
so hot air conditioner turned on
you move like wind – quickly gone
a couple of guys were elbowed in the ribs
but they said, “darling, i don’t find her attractive!”
even the trees bend to give you shade
and for once this concrete was glad it got laid
you’re not the kind of girl boys take home
more like the kind of girl they follow
October 8th, 2002
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cliches are annoying, only when they’re true
sometimes we don’t want to be told what to do
just leave me alone till i come find you
i know you care, i know you’re there for me
history teaches lessons that every man must learn
standing over ashes of bridges we once burned
i know love will find me if i just wait my turn
there’s fish in the sea, but none for me
there is a reason women are feared
it is no myth or legend
there is a reason women are feared
women hurt men….just friends
everybody brags about the traffic in their town
we look to have it worse so we can be proud to stick around
look, i made it through so nothing can take me down
there’s always mistakes in the chances we take
at best i have a history to tell on late nights
of making up only to prepare for the next fight
even when she’s wrong, she still feels so right
she broke my heart, she ripped me apart
there is a reason women are feared
it is no myth or legend
there is a reason women are feared
women hurt men….just friends
February 8th, 2002
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love me so i can write a love song
they say to write what you know
so i write about pain
kiss me so i can write about you
a song to make people smile
instead of walk away
but i don’t know
why you treat me like you do
i don’t know
why i let you
miss me when i’m walking away
and when i get to the door
why don’t you beg me to stay
love me so i can write a love song
they say to write what you know
so this song is about pain
February 2nd, 2001
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i don’t know
i don’t care
i don’t wanna be here
i don’t know
i don’t care
i don’t wanna be here
take me away
can’t you take me away
(la la la la)
this is a hard test
i’m not at my best (forgrive me)
this is a hard test
i’m not at my best (forgive me)
take me away
won’t you take me away
(la la la la)
i’m not gonna pass
this is kicking my
i needed an A
i’m not gonna pass
this is kicking my
i needed an A
there’s no way
now there’s just no way
(la la la la)
i take my scantron
and i’m gone
i don’t turn it in
i take my scantron
and i’m gone
i’ll take it again
take me away
i’ll say i was sick today
March 2nd, 2000
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